Sunt obosit, e tarziu, maine ma trezesc la 7, dar tot mi-am facut timp sa va ofer putina bucurie cu aceasta melodie superba ! Cu placere :D! Sa aveti parte de zile frumoase pana la urmatoarea postare! Poops :*!
Multam,Nicule, pt melodie :)!
joi, 5 noiembrie 2009
miercuri, 4 noiembrie 2009
Cautare Google
Ma trazni ideea geniala (pt ca alte tipuri de idei nu am,pana si cele care implica dormitul in pantecele unui cerb eviscerat se ridica la acest standard) de a cauta titlul acestui blog pe Google si sa observ rezultatele. Ajungand la indepartata ultima pagina a cautarii (nr.ul 3...mda...), ultimul link este urmatorul (a se vedea in josul imaginii):
Nu am inteles exact daca se referea la mine in partea cu "oferitul de placere", dar ma simt oarecum flatat. Daca segmentul gay al "abonatilor" la acest blog capata o din ce in ce mai mare amploare, nu pot decat sa le transmit un lucru: please don't rape me; I ain't into that shit (dap,incredibil,dar chiar nu sunt!). In rest, ma simt flatat si sper ca "if you're queer and you're here" (pe blog), sper sa aveti parte de cat mai mult sex masculin posibil si asta v-o zic din inima. Va multumesc pentru atentie!
In alta ordine de idei, mi-ar placea sa existe un site de umor romanesc, unde poti scrie articole si rant-uri si cronici si pareri haioase, facute sub forma unui editorial si tare mi-ar placea sa pot scrie. Adica, WTF!?? Chiar nu s-a gandit nimeni acolo la chestia asta?? Internet-Romanian-funny-dudes/dudettes, common! Let us unite and provide some funny shit. I'm throwin' it out there, like a message in a bottle and shit. Care vede sa dea o parere/propunere! (aici se incheie partea serioasa a postarii; imi cer scuze pt neplaceri, iar daca m-ati injurat pe parcursul citirii acestei postari, va urez sa get fucked in the face cu un whale-dick dildo...sau chiar cu un real whale-dick,de ce nu?)
Si ca sa va las cu ceva uber cool and with plenty of man-nosity, may I introduce you Lightnin Hopkins - Mojo Hand! Enjoy!
P.S. a se vedea la P.P.S.
P.P.S a se vedea la P.P.P.S.
P.P.P.S. a se vedea la P.P.P.[...]P.S.
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P.P.P.[...]P.S. Felicitari TVR2 pentru documentarul difuzat vineri,30 Octombrie, legat de stand-up in Romania, "Eu va fac sa radeti!". La mai multe! :)
Nu am inteles exact daca se referea la mine in partea cu "oferitul de placere", dar ma simt oarecum flatat. Daca segmentul gay al "abonatilor" la acest blog capata o din ce in ce mai mare amploare, nu pot decat sa le transmit un lucru: please don't rape me; I ain't into that shit (dap,incredibil,dar chiar nu sunt!). In rest, ma simt flatat si sper ca "if you're queer and you're here" (pe blog), sper sa aveti parte de cat mai mult sex masculin posibil si asta v-o zic din inima. Va multumesc pentru atentie!
In alta ordine de idei, mi-ar placea sa existe un site de umor romanesc, unde poti scrie articole si rant-uri si cronici si pareri haioase, facute sub forma unui editorial si tare mi-ar placea sa pot scrie. Adica, WTF!?? Chiar nu s-a gandit nimeni acolo la chestia asta?? Internet-Romanian-funny-dudes/dudettes, common! Let us unite and provide some funny shit. I'm throwin' it out there, like a message in a bottle and shit. Care vede sa dea o parere/propunere! (aici se incheie partea serioasa a postarii; imi cer scuze pt neplaceri, iar daca m-ati injurat pe parcursul citirii acestei postari, va urez sa get fucked in the face cu un whale-dick dildo...sau chiar cu un real whale-dick,de ce nu?)
Si ca sa va las cu ceva uber cool and with plenty of man-nosity, may I introduce you Lightnin Hopkins - Mojo Hand! Enjoy!
P.S. a se vedea la P.P.S.
P.P.S a se vedea la P.P.P.S.
P.P.P.S. a se vedea la P.P.P.[...]P.S.
...
P.P.P.[...]P.S. Felicitari TVR2 pentru documentarul difuzat vineri,30 Octombrie, legat de stand-up in Romania, "Eu va fac sa radeti!". La mai multe! :)
duminică, 1 noiembrie 2009
CSI Miami-David Caruso-Horatio Caine
Caruso: Can someone fill me in, here?
Detective: It seems the victim was exiting the pet store, when a man dressed in a penis costume came and shot him in the chest, than ran away in the alley where he had a van waiting for him. We have no suspects so far,sir. Any clues?
Caruso: Well it seems (puts on glasses)... our killer is being a real dick! (leaves)
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Caruso: What happened here?
Detective: The victim was sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper, when a male approached him with a giant penis-shaped sword, impaling him in the heart. He then escaped on his motorcycle; it had no license plates. What's your input,sir?
Caruso: Well it seems our killeeer (puts on glasses) ... likes deep penetration! (leaves)
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Caruso: What's the story?
Detective: The victim was walking to work , when 5 individuals rained down from the first floor and crushed his spine and broke his head on impact; he died on the spot. Although two broke their legs, they managed to get away and nobody can ID them. What do you think?
Caruso: Well it seems our victiiiim (puts on glasses) ... had a bad case of "It's raining men"! (leaves)
Detective: It seems the victim was exiting the pet store, when a man dressed in a penis costume came and shot him in the chest, than ran away in the alley where he had a van waiting for him. We have no suspects so far,sir. Any clues?
Caruso: Well it seems (puts on glasses)... our killer is being a real dick! (leaves)
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Caruso: What happened here?
Detective: The victim was sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper, when a male approached him with a giant penis-shaped sword, impaling him in the heart. He then escaped on his motorcycle; it had no license plates. What's your input,sir?
Caruso: Well it seems our killeeer (puts on glasses) ... likes deep penetration! (leaves)
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Caruso: What's the story?
Detective: The victim was walking to work , when 5 individuals rained down from the first floor and crushed his spine and broke his head on impact; he died on the spot. Although two broke their legs, they managed to get away and nobody can ID them. What do you think?
Caruso: Well it seems our victiiiim (puts on glasses) ... had a bad case of "It's raining men"! (leaves)
Dark and twisted times
This is my dark period. Like Picasso's blue period, I'm in my shitty one. Actually, if you come to think of it, women's periods are pretty shitty ones, so I could rephrase it like this: I'm having a period and it is shitty. Which sounds pretty obvious...because it is. Periods are shitty. Good we clarified this matter.
Dunno why exactly I'm writing in English, not like I have a foreign following that I'm not aware of, although I do know that some of the most important people on Earth follow this blog...and I'm not gonna take it farther than this. Just take into consideration that every time you masturbate in front of the computer, you're being filmed and everything's sent to my HQ, from where I carry on my blackmail/porn spamming activities. Don't worry, you cannot harm me in my sanctuary which I call home, since "I live in a golden palace orbiting Jupiter" (Cracked.com). Anyways, hope you hordes of English speaking fans out there enjoy this post (as you should my Romanian ones, even though you can't understand shit; but don't worry, I don't either...you are not alone (and I'm not talking about the filming-you-masturbate-part;which goes only to the men out there,the ladies can remain calm) ).
So, as to march on in the direction I have stated before, my dark period consists in fuckin sad songs one listens in such situations. Songs sadder than a baby goat being raped by a horny monkey that wears a shackled-chain around its neck (reference to clip no.3). So I will let the Man in Black, Mr Johnny Cash do his job and take you on a cloudy, melancholic journey - Give My Love to Rose and Hurt. Enjoy as you are taken over by the sadness and regrets of an unfullfilling life twist your very last ounce of soul (+dead baby dolphins and shit...may they rest in peace).
Dunno why exactly I'm writing in English, not like I have a foreign following that I'm not aware of, although I do know that some of the most important people on Earth follow this blog...and I'm not gonna take it farther than this. Just take into consideration that every time you masturbate in front of the computer, you're being filmed and everything's sent to my HQ, from where I carry on my blackmail/porn spamming activities. Don't worry, you cannot harm me in my sanctuary which I call home, since "I live in a golden palace orbiting Jupiter" (Cracked.com). Anyways, hope you hordes of English speaking fans out there enjoy this post (as you should my Romanian ones, even though you can't understand shit; but don't worry, I don't either...you are not alone (and I'm not talking about the filming-you-masturbate-part;which goes only to the men out there,the ladies can remain calm) ).
So, as to march on in the direction I have stated before, my dark period consists in fuckin sad songs one listens in such situations. Songs sadder than a baby goat being raped by a horny monkey that wears a shackled-chain around its neck (reference to clip no.3). So I will let the Man in Black, Mr Johnny Cash do his job and take you on a cloudy, melancholic journey - Give My Love to Rose and Hurt. Enjoy as you are taken over by the sadness and regrets of an unfullfilling life twist your very last ounce of soul (+dead baby dolphins and shit...may they rest in peace).
marți, 27 octombrie 2009
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